A girl called up her ex "boyfriends" after watching the movie Pyaar ka Punchnama(PKP)...She had to make 2 phone calls as this was the number of boyfriends she had. :)
Here are the conversations .....
1st one (Mr.A..) Girl : hello hero....kya haal chaal...
Mr.A.. : heyyyyyyyyyyy m gud.......was waiting for ur phone call since ages...thot would call u once you are done with your exam...have lot to tell u ....hey raam main to khud hi shuru ho gaya...sorry forgt to ask ki "aapne" yaad kaise kiya...
Girl : tune wo movie dekhi hai PKP ??
A: haan dekhi hai...achi thi ....kya hua??
G: i just wanted to ask that which of the three witches i m closest to :P ...
A: haaaaaaaaaa baby paagal hai kya......how can u even think of it..... agar aisa hota to main ab tak aapke piche na pada hua hota :P ....:D...
G: maska mat maar...sahi me bata....ab line maarne wale jamaane ja chuke...
A: are yaar aap b na....kuch b bolti ho....mujhe sirf itna pata hai ki u are one of my bestest friends....and the only ex with whom I am on talking terms....
G: aahh thnk u ...u made my day :P ....
A: acha ye sab chodo ....m coming to India in November....and uske baad will go for India bharman with you and other friends.... bada time hua masti kare.....i so miss the good old days....ab saala paisa hai to dost nahi hai na hi time hai... .
G: acha abhi bbye.... will talk later....mom ka phone aa raha hai ....
A: ok ok...u tk cr...all the best...
2nd one ( coincidntly he too is Mr.A)
A: Hey.... long time....
G: hmmm was kindaa busy....
A: haan wade log...wadi baat...
G: ohhhooooo dont start it again... :) ...aur bata hows work ?
A: mat pooch ....lagi padi hai....work load way more then evr....
G: tell me something new u inefficient moron :D...
A: haha very funny,....
G: hav u seen dat new movi ?? pkp ??
A: ya i did....dar mat kisi ladki ke sath nahi gaya...laptop pe dekhi thi....
G: as if it matters to me :D
A: as if it doesnt :) .....as if i dont know u ...
G: ya ya watevr....acha i was askin ke main un 3 me se kon si ladki jaisa behave karti hu??
A: aahhhh great....isse acha to madam kuch pooch nahi sakti thi...tum kaisi baate karti ho??
G: itna panic mat maar...jo pucha wo bata....
A: kya bakwaas hai....mujhe aise quiz ka part nahi hona....anyways... mujhe tum se kuch jaruri kaam hai
G: mujh se kya kaam ho gaya tujhe?? matlab hadd hi ho gayi :D...
A: cousin ki shadi hai...shoping karne sath chalna...tum chalogi to "jaldi nipat" jayega
G: kk kool....badle me mujhe kya milega??
A: long drive pe chalte hain....main ghar se bike utha laaya tha last weekend...
G: sahi hai....m in...
A: aur haan ek naya sports baar khula hai yahan kahin ..hav heard it is gud...M.U. ke agle match me u please join me...
G: sahi hai beta.....sounds koollllllll...
A: dats like my darlo :)
G: u dint answer my question though... :(
A: dint i ?? i guess i made it clear a lot many times in 3 years :) ...
G: aaaaahhhhh mr smarty....acha ab gtg....kaam hai...
A: haan madam ham hi velle hai...
G: ya ya ya....watever...by the way I like the zoo zoo adds nd nt dat stupid abhishek :P
A: did i tell u dat i hate u wen u do this...
G: as if .. :P ....chal anyways....c u ..bbye..
P.S. well the girl did feel good....she thought...i wish i could use it as testimonials before my new relationships... :P
* "conversation is purely fictitious....any resemblance with living person of place is purely coincidental !!!!! "
Here are the conversations .....
1st one (Mr.A..) Girl : hello hero....kya haal chaal...
Mr.A.. : heyyyyyyyyyyy m gud.......was waiting for ur phone call since ages...thot would call u once you are done with your exam...have lot to tell u ....hey raam main to khud hi shuru ho gaya...sorry forgt to ask ki "aapne" yaad kaise kiya...
Girl : tune wo movie dekhi hai PKP ??
A: haan dekhi hai...achi thi ....kya hua??
G: i just wanted to ask that which of the three witches i m closest to :P ...
A: haaaaaaaaaa baby paagal hai kya......how can u even think of it..... agar aisa hota to main ab tak aapke piche na pada hua hota :P ....:D...
G: maska mat maar...sahi me bata....ab line maarne wale jamaane ja chuke...
A: are yaar aap b na....kuch b bolti ho....mujhe sirf itna pata hai ki u are one of my bestest friends....and the only ex with whom I am on talking terms....
G: aahh thnk u ...u made my day :P ....
A: acha ye sab chodo ....m coming to India in November....and uske baad will go for India bharman with you and other friends.... bada time hua masti kare.....i so miss the good old days....ab saala paisa hai to dost nahi hai na hi time hai... .
G: acha abhi bbye.... will talk later....mom ka phone aa raha hai ....
A: ok ok...u tk cr...all the best...
2nd one ( coincidntly he too is Mr.A)
A: Hey.... long time....
G: hmmm was kindaa busy....
A: haan wade log...wadi baat...
G: ohhhooooo dont start it again... :) ...aur bata hows work ?
A: mat pooch ....lagi padi hai....work load way more then evr....
G: tell me something new u inefficient moron :D...
A: haha very funny,....
G: hav u seen dat new movi ?? pkp ??
A: ya i did....dar mat kisi ladki ke sath nahi gaya...laptop pe dekhi thi....
G: as if it matters to me :D
A: as if it doesnt :) .....as if i dont know u ...
G: ya ya watevr....acha i was askin ke main un 3 me se kon si ladki jaisa behave karti hu??
A: aahhhh great....isse acha to madam kuch pooch nahi sakti thi...tum kaisi baate karti ho??
G: itna panic mat maar...jo pucha wo bata....
A: kya bakwaas hai....mujhe aise quiz ka part nahi hona....anyways... mujhe tum se kuch jaruri kaam hai
G: mujh se kya kaam ho gaya tujhe?? matlab hadd hi ho gayi :D...
A: cousin ki shadi hai...shoping karne sath chalna...tum chalogi to "jaldi nipat" jayega
G: kk kool....badle me mujhe kya milega??
A: long drive pe chalte hain....main ghar se bike utha laaya tha last weekend...
G: sahi hai....m in...
A: aur haan ek naya sports baar khula hai yahan kahin ..hav heard it is gud...M.U. ke agle match me u please join me...
G: sahi hai beta.....sounds koollllllll...
A: dats like my darlo :)
G: u dint answer my question though... :(
A: dint i ?? i guess i made it clear a lot many times in 3 years :) ...
G: aaaaahhhhh mr smarty....acha ab gtg....kaam hai...
A: haan madam ham hi velle hai...
G: ya ya ya....watever...by the way I like the zoo zoo adds nd nt dat stupid abhishek :P
A: did i tell u dat i hate u wen u do this...
G: as if .. :P ....chal anyways....c u ..bbye..
P.S. well the girl did feel good....she thought...i wish i could use it as testimonials before my new relationships... :P
* "conversation is purely fictitious....any resemblance with living person of place is purely coincidental !!!!! "
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